Monday, 18 May 2015

The first and best sign you make in internet when you were bored to death.


Have you ever came across this weird word? I dont know too. I was bored to death surrounded by a cubicle at one fine afternoon. So by instinct i have just googled the letters "qwe". Yes only those first three letters and suddenly google suggested me this word "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm". Selected the suggested. The first three results were videos uploaded in youtube and came to know that the uploader was very desperate to name this video. Hence the name and the result. Please wait, I dint say anything about the next result. The link leads to the Upon clicking,
it just displayed a meaning of that weird desperate word.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm: A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up.
Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

Someone predicted my action like a god or i can say someone from the other side of earth predicted my boring behaviour.

Anyhow, i have added the list of answers said in that website and you may scroll down here if you are too lazy to click this link.

Sigh! Very tired to list everything here, so handpicked my best.

What is the meaning of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

#1 Contrary to popular belief, one does not necessarily have to be bored to search and/or type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, only extremely skilled at procrastinating.


#2 By typing all the letters on the keyboard in an orderly fashion(qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)you can make your teacher think your doing work.


#3 In the entire galaxy, only Chuck Norris is able to say this word.
Non-Chuck Norris: ...... (brain explodes)


#4 What you search on google when you're really bored because everything at your school/work on the internet is blocked.


#5 Person 1: Hey what's up?

Person 2: nothin. I'm so bored, I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the search engine

Person 1: Oh gosh, you might qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm syndrome! Don't worry though, it can be cured. Have you done this before?

Person 2: Yes, I'm so bored it's been about 20 times this week.

Person 1: That's bad. You either have "youneedhelpwithyourprocrastinatingproblem syndrome" or "youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome". I'm pretty sure it's youreallyneedtogetalifealready syndrome.

Person 2: Dang. Oh well, I bored. I'm gonna go search it again.

Person 1: Oh no you're not, we're going out before this progresses too far!


#6 a word you try to say but cant say. Also a word to say when there's nothing else to say


#7 actually looked it up.

Have you googled this? ;)


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