BJP vs Congress - The Social Media War

1 year aatchu

Ippo BJP is getting a taste of its own medicine.
2014 election campaign fulla Rahul Gandhi and congress image damage panrathkkaga they were twisting the facts
Petrol Price issue which was dependent on global factors, environmental clearance, FDI, national security... everything.
Namma makkal whatsapp and facebook la evanayavithu kevalapaduthi  ethavuthu vantha athe kanmoodi thanama nambarathu and forward pannradhu
Idha payanpaduthi BJP was able to create a massive anti-congress and pro-modi wave.
And that is how they won the election

But what goes around comes around.

Ezhil thappu pannittan

Innoarulagathile katha intha mathiri koode irukkalam

Gowri flashback
Gowri nalla pesara type. aana childhood kocham troubled. Veetla amma appa eppovume sanda.
She does not feel loved at home. Badly needs emotional support and external validation.

Ezhil flashback
Regular tamil payyan. School le ponnunga koode avlova pesinathu kedayathu.
Tamil padam revenge plots pathu valantha paya. Simbu manmadhan movie romba rasichu patha paya.


Meetup Phase

5 reasons why CSK is the best IPL team

1. Captain Thala Dhoni

He is the best cricketer and leader of this generation. Captain cool. Whether he is hitting those winning sixes, dancing in a lungi for an ad or riding the streets of chennai on his bike,CSK have the most popular and valuable player in India today. His down to earth attitude makes him a natural fit in Chennai which like its heroes to be humble

2. Raina and Jadeja

Life art #2: The different kinds of people in your friends circle

Any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely coincidental.

The Emotional/Enthu Person

He will be there to be of service, anytime anywhere. You can count on him to organize events, make accounts, solve fights, get everyone to talk in the whatsapp group. He is the one man responsible for keeping the group together.

The Angel

She is sweet. She is nice to everyone, has a beautiful smile, not very ambitious, just wants to have a good time, in her own world

The BJP fan

He is a NaMo fan. He will shout down anybody who dares to say anything against NaMo. He will abuse Rahul Gandhi and the entire Gandhi family. And if you don't join him in the abuse you will be branded a congress anti national agent.

The Strong Independent Woman

Ambitious. Logical. Stylish. Does not show emotions. Stubborn. Very clear about what she wants and what she doesn't. She drinks and is generally awesome unless you end up falling for her.

The Cynic

He is pessimistic about everything. He discovers an agenda to everything that people do. He can be happy only when other people are sad.

The Hero

Calm and confident. Good with people. Talks a lot. Influential in the group.

The Drama Queen

She wants attention. Will do anything to get attention. But generally sweet.

The Body Builder

He has only one aim in life. Make other people in the group feel bad about not being fit.

The Funny Guy

He can make anyone laugh. In any situation. 

To be continued...

Meanwhile describe your friends in the comments below

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Life art #1: You are tired of your job. Aren't You? Here's what you can do

This post is specifically targeted at people in the 25-30 age group. The unmarried ones.

We have been working for 5-6 years now. 

Some of us may have been in the same job, some may have switched multiple jobs, some may have gone onsite a couple of times and come back.

But there is something common to most of us.

We are tired of the job and do not know what to do. 

The Problem

1. We do not find the job to be meaningful or challenging enough
2. We take work too seriously. We are afraid of not doing well
3. Mostly we do not have to interact much with people in office and have to work alone
4. We spend most of the time after office with office friends discussing office stuff
5. We have made enough enemies in office and do not want to see some of the faces everyday
6. We have lost touch with old friends
7. We are fake with family. They do not know that we drink "socially" and other complications. We have to lie a lot to them.
8. We have stopped making new friends.

Quitting the job is not the solution. Any other place you go to will be similar.

To change this, you need to do something drastically different. A small one week break is not going to make a difference.

The Shock Treatment

1. Take a long leave. Atleast a month. Your boss might be surprised at first but convince him that it will better for both of you in the long run if you come back fresh.
2. Travel. Travel to the cities and towns where your school and college friends are. Catch up with them. Rebuild old friendships that you had let die because of being too involved in work.
3. Spend time with family. Tell them all the things that they did not know about you. They will be horrified at first but you do not have to lie to your family anymore.

After a month, when you are back in office, you will be fresh. But you will soon fall back into the same habits if you do not do some permanent changes to your lifestyle.

The Permanent Change

1. Spend the money that you earn. Move into the posh locality with the high rent.
2. Spend the money that you earn. Buy a second hand sedan and go on long drives
3. Spend the money that you earn. Go to the expensive restaurants
4. Dress well to office. Full Formals. Plain Shirts. Full Sleeve Not Folded. Clean Shave. Not for anybody else but for your own confidence.
5. Develop a friends circle outside office.
6. Take leaves often. Attend all your friend's weddings. This is where you catch up with old friends and make new ones 
7. Learn to enjoy doing things alone. Go alone to that movie that you know none of your friends will like
8. Learn to enjoy doing things alone. Go alone to that museum that you know none of your friends will like
9. Learn to enjoy doing things alone. Go alone to that city and explore the food places at your own pace
10. Learn to enjoy doing things alone. Go alone on long drives
11. Participate actively in your school and college whatsapp groups
12. Call your best friends often. Not whatsapp. Call

This is what I think will work. What do you think? 

If you think some of the things mentioned in this post is the case with you, comment with a +1 below.

If you think there are other things that should be part of the problems section, comment below.

If you think there are other things that should be part of the permanent change section, comment below.

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