Short Story: A Cricket loving Interviewer

These all happened two days before, at fine morning I heard a lady voice introduced as a HR executive regarding the call of interview for the vacancy of Software Programmer in Kandamba Technologies. Unfortunately, couldn't get to know about the name of her and the call completed with my incompleteness. I was very much surprised to know me shortlisted for the interview as I knew about my weight-age of my resume I've posted in Navukkiri website.

That was actually an another surprise when I faced that company's interviewer two days later, Mr.Kandanswamy, who spoke to me in a very native language and the more surprise was the most unfamiliar question he asked me when I was ready to face typical set of interview questions. I came to know instantly that no blah blah technical bookish answers will give good result. 

"Scenario solren, query ezhudhu, fouru sixeroda enakku batsmen records result varanum"

Link வடிவில் பரவும் காமத்தீ.

1. கம்ப்யூட்டர் வைரஸ் என்பது கம்ப்யூட்டர் ப்ரோக்ராம்மிங் தெரிந்த வீணாப்போனவன் எவனோ செய்யும் வெளங்காத வேலை என்பதை அறிக.

2. "நண்பா, இந்த வீடியோல நீ எப்படி இருக்க பாரு" என்று பேசுபுக்கை உழன்றடிக்கும் கிளுகிளு வைரஸ்தான் தற்போதைய இணைய கபாலி. (இன்னும் official ஆக பெயர் வைக்கப்படவில்லை, அதனால் இப்போதைக்கு "நண்பா, இந்த வீடியோல நீ எப்படி இருக்க பாரு" என்றே அழைப்போம்).

3. இந்த link உருவில் பரவும் வைரஸானது நம் இன்பாக்ஸில் வர வாய்ப்பு உள்ளது. அந்த link ஐ நீங்கள் கிளிக் செய்தால் அது பலானது பலானது படங்களை ஒப்பன் செய்ய வல்லது. 

ஊழல், அரசியல்வாதிகளுக்கு மட்டும்தான் சொந்தமா?

குற்ற வகை : 

ஊழல்.

ஊழல் பெயர் : 

The Forex Scandal or The Foreign Exchange Scandal.

அந்நிய செலாவணி ஊழல்.

ஊழலின் தோராய அளவு : 

குறைந்தபட்சம் 1,20,000 கோடி டாலர்கள் தினசரியாக.
இந்திய ரூபாய் மதிப்பில் சுமார் ரூ.70,00,000 கோடி தினசரியாக.

ஊழல் நடைபெற்ற ஆண்டுகள் : 

2008 முதல் 2013 வரை. ஐந்து வருடங்களாக..

காரணகர்த்தா : 

BJP vs Congress - The Social Media War

1 year aatchu

Ippo BJP is getting a taste of its own medicine.
2014 election campaign fulla Rahul Gandhi and congress image damage panrathkkaga they were twisting the facts
Petrol Price issue which was dependent on global factors, environmental clearance, FDI, national security... everything.
Namma makkal whatsapp and facebook la evanayavithu kevalapaduthi  ethavuthu vantha athe kanmoodi thanama nambarathu and forward pannradhu
Idha payanpaduthi BJP was able to create a massive anti-congress and pro-modi wave.
And that is how they won the election

But what goes around comes around.

The first and best sign you make in internet when you were bored to death.

"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Have you ever came across this weird word? I dont know too. I was bored to death surrounded by a cubicle at one fine afternoon. So by instinct i have just googled the letters "qwe". Yes only those first three letters and suddenly google suggested me this word "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm". Selected the suggested. The first three results were videos uploaded in youtube and came to know that the uploader was very desperate to name this video. Hence the name and the result. Please wait, I dint say anything about the next result. The link leads to the urbandictionary.com. Upon clicking,

Ezhil thappu pannittan

Innoarulagathile katha intha mathiri koode irukkalam

Gowri flashback
Gowri nalla pesara type. aana childhood kocham troubled. Veetla amma appa eppovume sanda.
She does not feel loved at home. Badly needs emotional support and external validation.

Ezhil flashback
Regular tamil payyan. School le ponnunga koode avlova pesinathu kedayathu.
Tamil padam revenge plots pathu valantha paya. Simbu manmadhan movie romba rasichu patha paya.


Meetup Phase

9 Advices to Mumbai Indians Management before meeting CSK this season.

It was bad if you missed yesterday's match in IPL 2015. KXIP vs MI. There are lot of CSK ingredients you got to see at MI batting to be specific Harbhajan Singh's batting.

1. Bhaji registered a tornado batting of 64 (24 Balls 5 Fours, 6 sixes) using only his spirit and confidence which other MI batsmen lacks and some value out of his cricketing experiences.

2. Harbhajan and Suchith scored 19-17-20-15-17-11 runs in the last six overs respectively against the terrific bowling by KXIP bowlers.MI team should stop using wild skills during the time of nothing to loose. Bhaji started playing striking shots only when entire MI lost its confidence in their innings.

3. As Dhoni received this label, you may also say Bhaji's batting a Fluke but extreme confidence and spirit will make you meet a ball at right instance which will surely fetch Fours and sixes.

5 reasons why CSK is the best IPL team

1. Captain Thala Dhoni

He is the best cricketer and leader of this generation. Captain cool. Whether he is hitting those winning sixes, dancing in a lungi for an ad or riding the streets of chennai on his bike,CSK have the most popular and valuable player in India today. His down to earth attitude makes him a natural fit in Chennai which like its heroes to be humble

2. Raina and Jadeja

நிகழ்வு: வா.மணிகண்டன் படைப்புகள்: விமர்சனம் & கலந்துரையாடல்

மகேஷ் என்பவரைப்பற்றிய விளக்கு எனும் பதிவை நிசப்தத்தில் படித்தபோதுதான் எனது அலுவலகத்தில் ஆன்றாய்ட் தொழில்நுட்பத்தில் வேலை தேவை எனும் செய்தி எனக்கு வந்தடைந்திருந்தது. மகேஷின் ரெசுமே கேட்டு உடனே வா.மணிகண்டனுக்கு மெயில் அனுப்பிவிட்டேன். முதல் முறையாக தொடர்பு கொள்கிறோம் எனும் பெயரில் "உங்க பதிவுகள நான் தினந்தோறும் படிக்கிறேன். படிக்க அருமையா இருக்கு" எனும் பாராட்டு பத்திரம் வாசிக்க அலுவலகத்தில் நேரமில்லை அவ்வளவு பெரிய எழுத்து சோம்பேறி நான். அதனால்  மெயிலின் சாராம்சமான ரெசுமே தேவை என்பதை மட்டும் குறிப்பிட்டு கேட்டிருந்தேன். அனுப்பினார், நான் HR டீமிற்கு கருமமே கண்ணாக பார்வர்ட் செய்துவிட்டு எனது வேலையில் மூழ்கிவிட்டேன். பிறகு அந்த வேலை தொடர்பாக என்ன நடந்தது என்று மணிகண்டனுக்கு தெரியாது.

சாரு நிவேதிதாவின் புதிய எக்சைல் புத்தக விமர்சனம்

பால்ய காலத்திலேயே விகடன் குமுதம் என படிக்கும் பழக்கம் இருந்தும் சாரு என்பவர் ஏதோ பெண் கவிஞர் போல என்றுதான் நினைத்திருந்தேன். பிறகு தான் மனம் கொத்திப்பறவை எனும் தொடர் விகடனில் கண்டேன். 

"பல மணி நேரம் என்னை நடிக்கவைத்து கடைசியில் ஆர்மோனியம் தடவும் விரலை மட்டும்தான் படம் பிடித்தார் இயக்குனர்"  

என்ற வரி மட்டும் மொத்த தொடரின் நினைவில் தங்கியிருக்கிறது. அந்த தொடர் புத்தகமாக கிடைத்தால் கூட வாங்க நான் தயாரில்லை. எல்லாம் புதிய எக்சைல் படுத்திய பாடு. அதை வாங்கும் எண்ணம் தோன்றியதற்கு காரணம் அராத்துதான்.

சென்னை படையெடுப்பு

இந்த படையெடுப்பு சென்னையில் மட்டும்தானா தெரியவில்லை, ஒவ்வொரு வெள்ளிக்கிழமை மாலையிலும் மற்றும் திங்கள்கிழமை காலையிலும் வாகன நெரிசல் ஏற்படுகிறது, பண்டிகைக்கு முன்னும் பின்னும் இப்படித்தான். இத்தகைய தினங்களில் மக்கள் கூட்டம் கூட்டமாக பேருந்தில் அல்லது வேறு வாகனங்களில் முண்டியடிப்பது ஏன்?

சிறுகதை - பொழுதுபோக்கு சம்பவம்.

ரொம்ப நேரம் பொறுத்திருந்து பார்த்து கடுப்பாகி சொன்னான் காதலன்.
"இப்படி வா, என்கூடவே க்ராஸ் பண்ணிடு.."

         வாகன நெரிசலான ட்ராபிக்கில் சிவப்பு சிக்னலுக்கு பயந்து எப்படியாவது சிக்னலை தாண்டி விட வேண்டும் என்றே கன வாகனங்களும் சீறிப்பாய்ந்தன. இந்த காதலர்கள் மாலை நேர விளிம்பில் பிரிய மனமில்லாது வீடு திரும்பிய நேரத்தில் பாதசாரிகள் சிக்னல் பச்சை விழாமலே இருந்தது. இதற்கு மேல் காத்திருக்க முடியாது என்று அவள் கையைப்பற்றி குறுக்கே கடந்தான். அவள் பயத்தில் திமிரியபடியே

"ஏய் லூசு, அடிபட்டு சாகப்போறியா..?"

.Net Framework: All about CLR - Part I - Chapter 1 - Section 2

Dear Readers,

We know that this complete collection of posts called All about CLR is a conversation between Me and Yendhr9014. Hope we know that the last two posts covers the first section of All about CLR Chapter 1 of Part I.

Section 1 - Compiling Source code into Managed Module
Post #1
Post #2

We are continuing to the next section as follows. Lets proceed with the conversation.

Section 2 - "Combining Managed Module into Assemblies". 

Creation of assemblies and modules in C# (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Me: Yendhr9014, That was cool to understand more about the Managed Module, Can I move further by asking more questions? Since our state government has capable of terminating the electrical supply frequently, I hope you have proper backup power source.

.Net Framework: All about CLR- Part I, Chapter 1, Section 1 - Post #2

Please see Post 1 before proceeding further.

Me: No Time, Lets go through heading One by One, a) What is PE32(+) Header?
Yendhr9014: PE32(+) header in a managed module, helps to identify bit version of windows, 32 or 64 bit. It also indicates the type of file, GUI, CUI or DLL and also contains the timestamp. For modules that contains IL code, this bulk of information in this header file will be ignored. If the module contains native CPU code, this header file will have native CPU code.

Me: Enough said about PE(+)header, b) what is meant by CLR header?
Yendhr9014: CLR header posses information about the version of CLR, metadata token of the managed module's entry point, that is static Main() method and location and size of metadata of managed module.

Me: Good, c) what is meant by Intermediate Language? IL?  is it a language which is in the mid of process between source code to object code?

.Net Framework: All about CLR- Part I - Chapter 1, Section 1. Post #1

Dear Readers,

Whatever technologies you learn in .Net, You must learn the concept of CLR first. CLR is the very basic part of .Net framework. Lets this discuss with Yendhr9014, an answering computer. Over to Yendhr9014..

Me: What is CLR?

Visual overview of the Common CLR Language Infrastructure, and how the components relate to each other. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yendhr9014: Common Language Runtime, A runtime environment which doesnt know which language code they have taken to execute.

Me: A Runtime?

OOPS: 9 points to know about Abstract

Good evening guys, Lets have some quick thought about Abstract in Oops concept. I have been hitting my head to understand and purpose of this concept and its advantages, hopefully Ive deciphered it :). Though I wanted to implement it into my project but I couldnt get the opportunity. So this post will quickly cover up one of the best feature of OOPS.

I have worked around the following codes personally.For the complete understanding, Before running this sample example of Abstract,

Information Technology: WCF

Common questions about WCF

1.What is WCF?
Windows Communication Foundation (WCF) is a framework for building service-oriented
applications.

2.Why WCF is formed?
Need is the mother of all invention. The following are the needs arised when webservice is used as a traditional communication.
a.Need a framework which has ability to facilitate communication other than http and can be Tcp, IPC or even MSMQ.
b.Need a communication other than simplex communication or uni-directional communication and can be duplex or half-duplex.
c.Need services which are not to be dependent on only IIS and can be windows services or even self hosted.
d.Need to have different protocols and to support different applications.

Information Technology : SignalR Communication

What is SignalR ?

SignalR is a Asp.net component library which provides the following..
a.real time functionality to our applications.
b.a very simple, high-level API for doing server to client RPC.
c.automatic connection management.

What is meant by real time functionality ?
It's the ability to have your server-side code push content to the connected clients as it happens, in real-time.

What is meant by RPC?

Short Story #8: Bond

"Why do you love him?", I asked her after an hour of conversation.

She replied instantly, a smile on her eyes. "He is a man of strong emotions, yet he masks them by his childish grin. He has a heart that yearns for care, yet he doesn't expect it from anyone. No one is capable of giving a life that is bed of roses, but while walking with each other, I know, we will never ever sense the pain of thorns. And I knew, to love him, one needs extreme tolerance and intelligence, which unfortunately I possess.", she said with a wink.

I looked at him. He wasn't amused. Rather he held her hands tight and kept smiling. "Have you ever asked him why he loves you?" I asked her again.

"Never. I told you. I possess extreme intelligence. And, his actions always speak what was required and thus words lost their necessity." We spoke for few more minutes and they got up. She gently freed her hands' from his and put one around his waist. He held her close by her shoulders, and started walking together from the garden pavement to the old age home after weaving me bye.

I understood what made their 45 years of marriage so strong and why they refused to spend their last few years with their son abroad. At some distance, I heard their loud laughter and with a sense of delight, I dialled to my friend, their son, to say until they are with each other around, they will be fine and have the best times of their lives.

Ashwakann
June 2014

Notations from my heart #3: Yanni Concert

The recent concert by yanni at chennai had tremendous response from the crowd. Yanni is a Greek composer who is hailed as the most successful non- film,  classical based composer in the current western music arena. With keyboards, synthesizers blended with acoustic instruments he creates music which appeals to people across globe instantly.
     
         The main reason attributable is his penchant for world music. He is very fond of Indian and Chinese classical music that many of his compositions have tremendous influence of these. For example the track 'dance with the stranger' performed in Tajmahal in 1997 is based on the raga vagulabharanam and the bansuri was used in this song by the world's best flautist Pedro Eustache who can play almost every flute in the world.